VP Dick Cheney Sent Me An Email – I’m Rich!

Posted by Denise Griffitts on Dec 21, 2008 in Internet Mastery | 0 comments

OFFICE OF SENATE COMITEE
UNITED STATES SENATE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20510

RE: NOTIFICATION ON YOUR FORIGN DEBT PAYMENT

ATTN: HONORABLE BENEFICIARY

We the United States Senate Committee Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United States of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have an overdue payment transaction going on with some Local Banks in Nigeria (CBN) and West African Banks as regards to your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation with the Nigerian Government and have finally confirmed that your Contract/Inheritance payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all fact and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay.

Having said all this, We understand that the only problem you are facing right now is that you are dealing with the wrong peoples some unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the names of top officials in West Africa. Due to fraudulent activities going through west african region, all payments regards to your over-due Contract/Inheritance payment we will further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Alliance Leicester Bank of London office accordingly, as we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as your correspondence at all level.

Also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the board of Directors of Alliance Leicester Bank of London, with some of the top officials of the British Ministry regarding your case and they made us to understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you personally come for the claim.

And should incase you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the local Banks in Nigeria regarding ATM payment or Wire Transfer, you are advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of Alliance Leicester Bank of London to continue with your payment option only with the below information’s accordingly with reference number IHPT/ALLCT/2000/2008:

BANK NAME: Alliance Leicester Bank Of London
CONTACT PERSON: Mrs. Susan Campbell
CONTACT TEL: +44 702 406 5789
EMAIL: susancampbell1956@googlemail.com

ENDEAVOUR TO FOLLOW UP THIS MAIL WITH A CALL THROUGH THE ABOVE TELEPHONE NUMBER

Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the Alliance Leicester Bank office immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to your payment file as directed so as to enable you receive your contract/inheritance fund accordingly and Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedures as regards to the transfer of your fund to you as designated.

Also have in mind that the Alliance Leicester Bank of London equally has their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous.

Act as advised and do not reply as this massage is an automated notification.

Best Regards,

President of the Senate
Richard Cheney
U.S. Vice President

N/B

PLEASE QUOTE THE ABOVE REFERENCE NUMBER WHEN CONTACTING THE BANK MENTIONED ABOVE

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Honestly? Do people really fall for this garbage?? I do admit to seeing a lot more of this type of thing slip past my spam filters, particularly after the economic news turned downward.  It appears to be coming so fast and furious that my filters can’t keep up.  I am even getting phishing emails from Paypal in French.  While some of these (like this one) are mildly entertaining, I find that we are spending more time on a day-day-basis getting rid of this trash.

How do you deal with this onslaught of spam?